Sunday, January 29, 2012

Bathtime

Michael loves baths. I mean he really loves them. He loves to splash, play with toys, and relax. Lucky for him he gets a bath every day (he smells so good, and goes to bed right away). He is afraid of the big tub so we continue to use the "whale of a tub", plus it is more comfy for me. Of Mikey, so funny.








A Flood...

Do you have fiasco days? I do. Today was a fiasco day. The day started off fine. Michael has had a little bit of a cold so I kept him home from church, too many kids to infect, too many kids to give him something else. So we stayed home, we are heading to Utah on Tuesday and I didnt want an even sicker baby on the plane or on the trip. Anyway, since we were home and Michael was in such a good mood I decided this morning was a great time to give his hair a little trim. I do this often so it isnt that big of a deal but you have to catch him in a good mood for it to be really successful. I decided to get the bath ready before the haircut, so that as soon as we were done I could give him a bath and put him down for his nap. I got the tub out, put it on the counter, got the water to the perfect temp and started filling it. I went in the other room to get the towel, put it on the counter and started the haircut (notice anything missing). About 5 minutes into the haircut I heard water splashing on the floor, i thought I had just gotten a bit of water on the counter that was now dripping on the floor so i didnt worry, but the sound continued. I finally decided to check it out and guess what... I hadnt turned off the water... nope. The tub had overflowed and was now spilling on to the counter and the floor. I dont mean a little bit of water, I mean our kitchen was flooding. The counter below the tub was flooded, the drawer right below the tub had several inches of water (yes inches). Everything in the tub was soaked and floating. The appliances right below them were... flooded, the carpet was wet, water was everywhere. I dumped out the drawer, used 6 towels to mop up the water, and finally got it under control... it was a fiasco. The rest of the day got better, I burned dinner (just a tiny bit, i mean not even noticeable), michael wouldnt take a nap, and I cant remember the rest, but seriously... I flooded the kitchen. On a good note the haircut was fine, not bad at all.

Double Taxation... yes a guest post

If you've met my husband you know he gets ticked when people dont do their research and speak without all the facts, so here is a brief lesson in double taxation, just to clear up all the misunderstanding. FYI I am not voting for Mitt Romney, please dont take this as an endorsement (not that anyone cares but just thought I would throw that out there).


Recently, much of the political conversation has focused on tax rates. Unfortunately, most of the news conversations I’ve heard purposely ignore certain details.

As with any technical subject, one can paint an incorrect picture if they pull things out of context. In our system, different types of income are taxed differently, and there are usually reasons for it. For instance, money I receive from my job is taxed differently than money paid out by a corporation I own. Often times that money is taxes more than one time along the way, so looking at only one of those taxes doesn’t tell the full story. The biggest example of this is when people claim that “rich” people only pay 15% in taxes on money earned from their investments. In reality, income earned by large corporations in the US are taxed at 35%. Then, when that money is paid out to the owners, the federal government gets another 15% of what’s left. However, that first 35% doesn’t show up on personal tax returns. This process of taxing the same money multiple times is often referred to as “double taxation.”

The picture is much more complicated than what you hear from politicians. But the details they leave out DO matter. When someone has multiple types of income, you can’t judge their taxes by just looking at their personal tax return any more than you can learn to cook Thanksgiving dinner by just watching someone carve the turkey.

Does Warren Buffett pay a lower tax rate than his secretary? If you looked only at his personal tax return, you may think he does. But when you look at all the different taxes taken out before he sees his money, the answer is clearly “No”, and Mr. Buffett is fully aware of this.

If you’d like to hear an expert’s opinion on this, here’s a quick article from the NY Times written by a Harvard economics professor.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/10/business/economy/10view.html

Ashley’s Brief and Very Limited Understanding. Let’s pretend for a moment that I decided to open a donut shop and it was wildly successful (because why wouldn’t it be). I owned and operated the shop for 15 years averaging a salary of $1million per year. During this time my average federal tax rate was about 31% (pretend I live in Texas so the issue of state income tax is irrelevant). After 15 years I decide that I hate the hours a donut baker works and I close down my shop, but I decide to take some of the money that I had earned while working in the shop and invest it. I invest $1 million in stock in Company XYZ. I keep my money in Company XYZ’s stock for 2 years, but after that time I decide I am risk adverse and that I would rather the money sit in a savings account (even though it is above the FDIC insured amount) so I pull my money out. Turns out that during the 2 years my money was invested, stock in Company XYZ went up 20% so I made a bit of money on my original investment. By the way, in the meantime Company XYZ is paying 35% in taxes on their earnings, if that wasn’t being paid my payout would actually be more…When I take the money out it is taxed at 15%. Since I am no longer working at my donut shop, and I am not bringing in any additional income (besides the gain off these investments) it looks as if I only paid 15% in taxes… even though Company XYZ paid 35% on my money, and I paid the original 31% on the money invested.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

When your Google searches start giving away your age

In light of the recent changes to Google's privacy and a recent episode of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me I have been thinking about what my Google search activity says about me. Let's take my last few searches: "how to clean tile grout on your kitchen floor", "when can babies eat yogurt", "Baby Story Time", "Where to buy blank board books", and "Cornwall, England". What do these searches say about me? Well first off that I am boring, I dont go out to eat fun places (although we did go to Chick-fil-A today and it was delicious), and movies and concerts- oh please I spend my money at Costco, Hobby Lobby, and on baby stuff. Yeah, if Google was guessing my age and gender based on recent search activity I bet they'd have the gender right, but age, well they might be off by a decade or so.

Shut up, Shut UP, SHUT UP!!!!!!

The title of the post pretty much describes what I want to scream at the radio (because I am against TV with commercials) every time I hear something about the election from either side. I dont care if one of the guys made a ton or money, or if one was a lobbyist, or if you think the current president is full of it... seriously shut up or bring up some real issues! Romney's 15% tax rate, not a real issue if you consider the idea of double taxation (yeah Bri I was listening), Newt cheating on his wife makes me glad that I am not his wife but I dont think will affect his ability to be president (beyond that he probably wont get elected), President Obama's birth certificate- please birthers build a bridge and get over it, or jump in the ocean, whatever just choose one. What happened to discussing some actual issues (Yes Rick Santorum on this one thing I agree with you)? How about an actual plan to jumpstart the economy (sorry Newt a base on the moon within 8 years is pandering and not an actual plan), something to tackle education, dependency on social programs, or foreign policy... something, anything dealing with the actual job of the president- not the candidates bank account, bedroom, or any of the other random crap (yes I said crap) that keeps coming up. Is that too much to ask, or is it just too much to ask that we fast forward real fast to November and this all be over... for 18 months. Josiah Bartlett where are you when we need you?

Friday, January 27, 2012

Mom of the Year

One of the girls in my ward (Alisha) recently posted this video. I thought it was kinda funny... but sadly this is what happens to me by the end of the day.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Siblings...

You know those siblings that don't talk to each other for months at a time... I don't have that kind of sibilings. You know those siblings that are ultra involved in each others lives, have nicknames for each other, and communicate rather often (almost daily)... I have those and let me just say... it is awesome! If you had asked when I was a teenager if we would be close my answer would have been "No!". It wasnt that we werent close, it was just that when you are 17 you dont have a lot in common with your 15 and 13 year old brothers and 11 year old sister. Things change a bit when everyone grows up. It is funny sometimes to talk to my siblings and get the run down from them, the conversation usually starts like this "Hey, have you talked to Bardy/Muggle/Ermby today?, no? They told me xyz!" Maybe things would be different if we didnt live in the age of texting, cellphones, and email, but I like it. I like to talk to them, I like to know what they are up to, how classes are going, which roommates they are irritated with, if they have been out on any dates. Maybe things are better because we dont share a bathroom anymore...

Better than Sliced Bread

I want Michael to grow up thinking that to us he is the best thing since sliced bread. I want him to be humble and realistic too, but I want him to know that he was wanted, loved, and did I mention the best thing since sliced bread, nutella, and peppermint chapstick (too bad they dont sell this anymore). Too often I hear people say things about how they dont know if their parents love them, they didnt get enough attention as children, and as adults their relationship with their families is strained at best. I dont want that to be us. I know that is great to say considering how long we have left to work on that relationship, but I think it is a realistic goal. I think it is realistic to give him plenty of hugs and kisses while he is small and yes even when he is taller than I am and hates it. I think it is realistic to try and stay involved in his life as a teen and when he is an adult. And yes I think it is more than realistic to let him know that he is the best thing that has happened to us. So Mikey let's just get it out in the open, even though when you wake me up at 3am because you are teething and your mouth hurts and I may seem a little less chipper than I would have at 7am- to us you the the best thing since sliced bread... yeah that awesome.

Can you believe he was ever this small?

Defining "Normal"

The other day Brian and I were talking about how people typically perceive themselves and their homes as "normal" and others and their homes as "strange". For example, when you are in your own home you don't notice that the house itself has a particular smell, you don't notice that you also have that smell, but when you go to someone else's home you notice that there is a difference, or when you have been away for awhile and come home as soon as you walk in you notice (I'd like to think that our house smells like vanilla air freshener, clean laundry, and pinesol (I like the smell ok) but that might not be accurate... at all). Like the scent (notice I didnt say "odor") of our homes, there are habits, behaviors, and attitudes that seem normal to us but might not actually be normal. I once heard a story on "This American Life" about a family that ate roast chicken every night for dinner, when their daughter went away to college she thought it was so strange that the cafeteria served something different every night. Maybe our examples arent quite as obvious as the roast chicken one, but they are still there. Brian and I have noticed that over the past 5 years, there are things that seemed normal to our individual families that when discussed seem a bit odd to the other person. For example, in Brian's family milk was served as a beverage with meals, in my family that wasnt the case so when Brian drank milk with his dinner when we were first married I thought it was so strange. This week I have been wondering what things from our family will seem strange when Michael talks about them with friends or when people come to our house. Right now I would imagine that Michael's world is different from that of some other children. In his mind/universe Mommys have unlimited time to play, cuddle, sing, etc, there are no siblings to share with, not outside work to interfere. In his world Daddys are around on weekends and early in the morning and he only sees other kids occassionaly. He has plenty of food, toys, attention, and love, diapers are changed quickly (no diaper rash in this house), and cries are responded to (I mean within reason... sometime he cries because he is rolling over, he hits himself in the face with a toy, he is fed avocado, etc). I hope for him that life will always seem this peachy and that to him this remains "normal".

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

My Favorite Little Man

Michael is growing like a crazy weed. Every day he learns something new. His latest things are:

-rolling all the way over! sadly I have not seen it, I have only seen him end up on his tummy after I was sure I put him on his back (i did it a few times just to verify). He did this the first time today!

-mimicking- he loves to copy the sounds we make. Sadly, he was more interested in watching himself on the computer than making the sound for this video, but trust me he gets it and he is LOUD!

-making people laugh- when he finds something that makes us laugh he does it over and over.

-pulling hair and touching faces- he cannot get enough of this.

-eating cheerios- he can't quite get them in his own mouth but he is more than willing to accept them if you are willing to put them in his mouth. He shudders when he first tries them (every time) but he is starting to enjoy the Cheerios and getting great a chewing them!

Michael's favorite food hands down is pears, but last week he tried blueberries and oatmeal and they were pretty popular too.
He tried to help me feed him... and then he spit some of the blueberries at me. It wasnt very pretty but he had a great time, and who can resist this cute smile.
-Using a sippy cup- this isnt that new, but it is great. Since he was so resistant to use a bottle I thought a sippy cup would be an equally unpleasant experience. Not so! He figured it out right away. I got him a cup with handles so he could learn to do it himself... this is probably the only time he actually used the handles, usually he opens his mouth and leans forward while waiting for me to hold the cup.
sippy cups make great teethers!

-playing with trucks- someone gave use a bunch of little chunky trucks and he loves them. I think the trucks gave him the motivation to finally roll all the way over. He likes to grip them (because they are just big enough) and thinks it is so funny when the truck drives over him.

-hitting toys against the tabletop- this makes a lot of noise and he loves it!

Mikey is generally a busy and happy guy. He loves to play and bounce, basically doing anything that makes a lot of noise.

Mikey continues to drool like it is going out of style, dislike afternoon naps, having the fan off, and not have my full attention. He continues to love the song Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, baths, and pears.

What a fun guy!

Busy Season Crafting

I am not a crafter. It would be awesome if I were, but I just dont have the patience or creativity to be great at it. Since Brian is enjoying working busy season hours right now, I have some free time on my hands I attempted several Valentines crafts. The main issue (besides my lack of patience) is that I made them up... so they arent great, but still they are a bit festive. Bear with my poor photography skills.


Felt Heart Banner/Bunting

I love felt and I love red, well mostly I had some leftover felt from Brian's ketchup costume (although i do love red) and I needed to use it or trash it.

I cut out hearts from the felt and then used a blanket stitch to create a border around the heart and add some more color (not that white is a color). Then I "attached" (cough hot glued cough) them to some red ribbon.
Oh yeah and I found these red buttons on my desk and sewed a few on just to spice things up a bit.
Then I ran out of black thread and stopped doing the blanket stitch (it became and every other one sort of thing).


Heart Flower Pot

For months now I have been wanting to buy and use glitter and metalic craft paint (yes my life is that exciting). I have been trying to come up with a reason to buy them... and I finally did... to paint these adorable hearts. I purchased two packs of wooden hearts at Hobby Lobby (97 cents per pack - 30%) and started painting. let me just say I love the paint even more than I thought I would... sadly the photos dont show just how fun it is.
I painted half the hearts metalic red (with just a light glitter coat) and the other half "crimsion" with a thick glitter coat. I attached them (via hot glue) to bamboo skewers, stuck them in a red flower pot, and love it!
Flower pot and banner... not too shabby... ok not too great either but I got to use glitter paint and that is what matters.

Ribbon Rossette Wreath
I of course also had to make a wreath. I took a foam wreath, wrapped it in clearance christmas ribbon (the more glittery the better) twice and attached a few rossettes. Okay this would have been better a bit thicker, and it is almost the same color as my door, but it is a little bit fun.


Rosettes and some random buttons.


Michael and CJ

I know it is strange to post about the baby and the cat, but I have to or I will forget and there are just some moments between the two of them that are so funny (yes Di, the evil cat).

When we first brought Michael home CJ was not thrilled. She has warmed up a bit over the past 6 months, but still... I think she views Michael as the little monster that invaded her home and took over her family/pets. She doesnt like it when Michael cries. I dont know if it is just the sound that bothers her, or if she is "worried" about him. Whatever the reason, as soon as he cries she comes and finds me to let me know he is need of something. If i don't respond as quickly as she would like she goes out of her way to get me to comfort him. For example, on friday night Michael woke up in the middle of the night. I waited a minute or two hoping that he would go back to sleep... nope. Since it was Friday night Brian graciously stumbled out of bed to check on him... Michael continued to be upset (because he was mad that he had woken himself up). I stayed in our room, Brian had it under control, or so I thought. CJ disagreed, she stood on my back then pawed at my hair until I got up to check on him, apparently it wasnt enough that someone was checking him, it had to be me.

Michael loves to take naps on the bed in the guest room, I dont know why a 6 month old needs an entire queen bed to himself, but he does like to stretch out while he sleeps. Some days CJ joins him. She sleeps on his feet, just like she does to Brian. He likes it because someone is cuddling him (and he is a cuddly guy), and she likes it because she likes to nap with people (that are silent).

Within the past few months Michael's ability to grab things has drastically improved, as has his ability to scoot towards things he wants- one thing he really wants is CJ and her fluffy tail. CJ is smart enough to keep her distance from his little chubby hands, but on occasion she will let him touch her. I will have to try and get a photo some time, the look on his face when he finally gets her is priceless. she will usually sit next to me on the bed and let Michael pet her (while I hold him). We are practicing letting her smell his hand first and then petting her softly. She will put up with it for about a minute and then has to go wash the baby drool off.

I think she has finally recognized that he is here to stay and he is one of the family. The other day there were a couple of kids over (5 years old(ish)) and in an effort to hide from them she hid under Michael's feet while he was in his bouncer... this was the worst place to hide because he kept kicking her in the head and stomach, but I guess she figured it was safe enough.

We'll see how they get along when he starts crawling soon. My guess is not well.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Book Club

So I joined a book club... okay let's start at the beginning. In October I joined a book club. I love to read and this seemed like something that would help me get out there and be a bit more social, because as everyone knows... I am not the most outgoing person around. It is worth noting that I have yet to really make any insightful comments at book club (because I am great at word vomit in large groups), but I think that I have made a few good comments to Brian and best of all just preparing for book club has gotten me to think about something besides diapers. Anyway I joined the book club, and through the course of the book club I have read a few books worth mentioning.

"The Ladies Auxiliary" by Tova Mirvis. I have to admit when I first started the book I was skeptical. It started a little bit slow (first 25 pages or so are a bit rough), but once I got into it I LOVED it. I think this one might have to go on my list of top books. Just a quick summary- the book is about a community of Orthodox Jews living in Memphis, TN and their reaction to a new comer. The book focuses solely on the female side of the community, their interactions with each other and with the new comer. There are so many parallels between the community described in the book and the culture in so many LDS communities- such a good discussion book for a group of LDS women. Read it!

"The Thirteenth Tale" by Diane Setterfield. Ok with this one I need to add the caveat that this wasnt my favorite book, and I probably wont ever reread it, but it was one of those books that had enough odd twists that the discussion it prompted was great. This was a mystery, there was a set of "evil" twins, a "ghost", and a really strange sibling relationship (you have been warned). Anyway if you are looking for a book that prompts questions and lively discussion, this might be one to consider. If you are looking for one that doesnt have some parts that make you go, "hm... did that really just happen?" then I might try something else.

"The Help" by Kathryn Stockett. We actually havent read this one yet, but in preparation for the month I host I read it. I really enjoyed this book, it will be one that I reread. I liked the sentimental storyline intermingled with actual issues (one of the things I enjoyed about Ladies Auxiliary as well), and I liked that even the the "villain" was shown to have a heart. I will admit that I liked the movie better than the book (I KNOW!), but Alison Janney (CJ from the West Wing) was in it and she is one of my favorites. Also, the movie glossed over some of the more sad parts of the story and in the end I felt like it was a happier ending. Either way I am excited for April's discussion.

Has anyone else read anything worth readying lately?

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Just One

Within the past week I have read two “articles” I found heartwarming, interesting, and more than a little comforting (look here and here). They describe my experience the past 6.5 months. Before I go on I have to say that I love motherhood. It has taught me about real love, helped me gain patience with myself and others, and strengthened my testimony of prayer on a daily basis, but with all that, I have to admit that I have found these past few months the most challenging of my 25 (and 2/3’s) years. I know I have posted about my transition from the working and academic world to motherhood more than once in recent months, and the topic is probably boring all 2 of my readers, but lets revisit.

Before Michael was born I wondered what I would do all day with “just one baby”, I thought there would be hours and hours to fill, and in some ways there are but in some ways there aren’t. I thought I would have things under control, because let’s face, I love to be in control (funny I hate manual transmission cars). I thought one child would be a breeze, after all you see families with 5 or more kids and the moms seem well rested, beautiful, and in control of their lives. I will admit that one is more challenging that I anticipated. I am not whining, just admitting that some days it is tougher than I thought it would be. I think “just one” has been tough because everything is new. Before Michael I hadn’t dealt with a sick baby, teething, sleep training, explosive poop etc. There are things that people tell you watch out for, but that can’t prepare you take it on yourself. In some ways I think that being the mother of “just one” is like a bad movie where every day is the first day at a new school. No matter how many times you get through that first day, you can’t seem to get out of the loop (think Groundhog Day but with poop). Every day is new, every day is an adjustment, and every day you are trying to find you place, your niche, and your routine. Some days things just click- Michael takes two naps, I get ready, we get things done, and bedtime is a breeze. Some days are not like that, some days I am ready for bedtime to be 5:30 instead of 7.

Someone told me that being the mother of one gives you more time to worry and fret- I don’t know how life would be with 4 but let’s say, I was so worried that Michael wouldn’t learn to roll over that I lost sleep- something that I might not be so worried about with his siblings. Being the mother of “just one” also gives plenty of time for self evaluation and dare I say self criticism. It gives me plenty of time to wonder if I let him spend too much time in the bouncer, if I didn’t read enough books (or forgot to read to him entirely), it gives me time to worry if I spent enough one on one time cuddling the poor guy, playing with him, and attending to his needs. It makes me wonder if I should have spent more time helping him roll over rather than making dinner, vacuuming, talking on the phone or any number of other activities where I wasn’t giving him 100% attention. With more than one, 100% attention all the time wouldn’t be realistic and I hope will be less of a worry.

As I have muddled my way through these past 6 months I have to think that the next one will be easier in some ways (and no the next one is not on the way). I will know to expect to be tired, I will be used to the endless diapers, and I will know when a cold is just a cold. I will also know about the good things- babies that laugh and smile, happy babies in the tub, and the smiley baby after his nap. So until that time we will continue to cross our fingers and hope he turns out ok, and I will come to accept that being the mother of “just one” is much harder than I thought it would be.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Welcome Home Elder Muggle!

My "little" brother Michael returned (or is in the process of returning) home from his mission in Chihuahua, Mexico today. Lucky for us, he was booked on an American Airlines flight with a 3 hour layover in Dallas! We met him at the international baggage claim and got to spend a little bit of time with him before he caught his flight home to California.

We were so excited to see him!
We had to have a sign for the photos.
Michael met Uncle Michael for the first time today. I think he was more interested in trying to pull off his name tag than anything else.

The two Michaels.

Welcome home Elder Muggle!




Friday, January 13, 2012

Oh Michael

Michael got a bouncer/jumper for christmas. He really enjoys it. Around the same time he got it he started to put everything in his mouth. In an attempt to play with the toy and put things in his mouth he pushes the buttons with his face... yeah. So funny!

A told B

Michael really enjoys the song "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom". I have the song partially memorized- meaning I know some of the words but sometimes I have to fill in the blank spots with things like "I love you but please stop crying" or "this is the 4th time through cant you just sleep!". Last night the song was playing in my sleep, not kidding... I was dreaming about what A told B and loose tooth T. I snapped out of it (finally) and realized that no, A and B were not having a conversation... it might be time to listen to some songs I dont make up.

Just a little bit of vomit...

Lately, I have noticed that on occasion someone smells like vomit. I look around, try to find the source of the smell, and then realize that unfortunately at some point during the day Michael spit up on me, and I am the one that smells like vomit (baby spit up). At first I would immediately go and take a shower, get ready (again), and put fresh clothes on, now, sadly, unless I am going somewhere where smelling the slightest bit vomity is taboo, I clean up the spit up and move on with my day. Yeah that is right, I am the one that smells like throw up.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Michael at 6 months



I took the photos on Saturday (right before the 6 month mark, 24 hours before). I can't believe how much older Michael looks. These are two of my favorite expressions that he makes. The first is one he makes right after crying, it says "But Mom, I am so innocent I would never scream/yell.", the second is the face he makes when he is proud of himself for getting a reaction out of someone. So much personality!

Rockin' and Rollin'



Michael learned to roll from tummy to back on his 4 month birthday (really he did). I was worried when it hadnt happened by that point. Every time we go to the doctor for a checkup this give us a checklist of milestones that should happen by the next visit, rolling over was the top of the 4 month list so I was worried. I know the checklist includes a disclaimer about children developing at different rates, but for some reason I was panicked. Anyway, he learned to roll over, but then he wouldnt do it again. It was as if he had done it once just to get me off his back and then decided rolling over was overrated. Recently he has started to try and roll from back to front, and this has renewed his interest in rolling the other way. This afternoon he was rolling like crazy! As soon as he was on his tummy he was effortlessly rolling to his back, and then almost back to his tummy (give him a few days). I think he was holding out on me. Michael rolled over more in a 5 minute period this afternoon than he had from 4-6 months!
Don't you love the little guitars on his shirt... it makes the title of this post even more lame.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

6 Months!

On Sunday we celebrated (okay not really) Michael's 6 month birthday! I can't believe the little guy is so old already! Yesterday we visited the doctor for his 6 month checkup, and guess what, he is still a big guy, although not quite as big as I thought he would be. He now weighs 19lbs 10oz (90th percentile), is 28in long (95th percentile) and has a head circumference of 17in (75th percentile). He did well with the shots, although it was a bit of a sleepless night, but all in all we could not ask for a happier little guy. In honor of this 6 month milestone, here are a few new "tricks" Michael has learned recently.

-touching his toes- this is a really new trick (within the past 24-48 hours), Michael has discovered that he has toes, and he thinks they are hilarious. I don't know what is so funny about his toes, but every time he grabs them he laughs so hard.

-scream/yelling- this sounds awful but is generally very happy. Let's just say the kid has no volume control, he is thrilled that he has found his voice. As soon as he learns to control his tongue this kid is going to be talking up a storm (which is what you would expect given his parents).

-pivoting from side to side- Michael recently learned to pivot from side to side while on his back, he has rolled over a few times, but for the most part he just likes to roll from side to side (and not all the way over). The best ways to motivate him to do this are fluffy hand puppets, CJ (he really really wants to touch her, but hasnt gotten many opportunities), or TV (ugh). There are very few toys safe from the little guy.

-chewing- Michael loves people food, especially pears. He loves to "chew" the food.

-inch worm crawl- he cant crawl yet, but he has recently started doing an inch worm type thing across the floor. It is slow going but he can get the toys that have fallen out of reach.

-swaddling- this isnt new, but Michael still likes to be swaddled when he goes to sleep. He usually pulls his arms out within about 2 seconds on being wrapped, but doesnt move he legs too much (they stay nice a cozy). we have tried not swaddling and just using a blanket sleeper, but apparently he isnt ready. In the meantime he doesnt move much in his sleep and generally sleeps from 7pm-5am... at which point he is fed and down for another couple of hours. We have tried adjusting bedtime and that was... a fiasco, so for now this is the schedule.

-pacifier- this is one of the biggest things, since learning to use his hands better- learning to grab, transfer objects from hand to hand, and pick big things up- michael has developed an interest in his pacifier. We have been trying for months to get him to use it, but he had no interest. Now since he can chew it, put it in himself, and pick it up when it falls out, he is in love with the pacifier- he still doesnt understand how to suck the pacifier that well but he does love it- especially when he has two, one for each hand and he can put it in, take it out, put the other one in.

Happy 6 month birthday Mikey!

Missionary(ish) moment and Costco

This past weekend I had a missionary(ish) moment at Costco, yes that is right, Costco- the place where dreams come true and you cant get out of the store for less than $100. Anyway, Brian, Michael, and I went to Costco because diapers were on sale and as those you with children know even $1 off a box of diapers motivates you to go into the store (don’t worry it was $5 off a box). As we walked to the diaper section we passed by one of the “roadshows” they had set up in the front of the store. Generally, I just pass right on by because I don’t need or want anything from these outside vendors, but yesterday I had to stop because they were selling “Mod Bod” shirts- you know one of those Utah brands that sells the extra long shirts. I started browsing the shirts- just to see which colors they had and the sales woman approached me to explain how the shirts worked. I let her know that I had lived in Utah and was wearing a similar shirt so yes I understood they were longer than you average tshirt. This is where the missionary(ish) moment started, the saleswoman turned to me and asked if I was LDS. She then went on to explain that she was a Jehovah’s Witness but that she had lots of contact with “LDS” because of her job (selling modest clothing for a Springville based company). She said that she loved interacting with “LDS” because they all had a “light in their eyes”, and said that the “LDS” should tell their leaders what wonderful people they were. While it wasn’t a true missionary moment it was interesting to talk a bit about the church in Costco while buying a tshirt.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

"But I Just Started Watching!"

When my brother Michael was small he loved TV. He was always my favorite sibling to babysit because as long as the TV was on you knew where he was- he wouldnt run away, create a mess, or really even ask for food... he loved TV. Michael would wake up early on Saturday morning, 5am or earlier, to get all his TV watching in. He loved all kinds of TV- everything from Sponge Bob to Armenian infomercials. The fastest way to tick him off was to turn off the TV, it was like poking a sleeping monster, the claws came out, the kicking and screaming started, and you wanted to get out of the way, every time he was told to turn the tv off he would say "but I just started watching!", it didnt matter how long the glowing box had been on. As he got older he mellowed a little bit, when he left on his mission I am sure he still loved TV, but he didnt cry every time the TV was turned off. My parents were pretty anti tv so we didnt watch that much, but what he did watch he loved. Recently I noticed that little Michael shares his affinity for television. I dont know if this is just a kid thing, or a Michael thing, but either way I am not pleased. I am doing my best to keep him from TV and computer screens, but in those rare moments when he gets the opportunity to see one he is mesmerized, and I can tell that if left unchecked this kid is going to be watching informercials in Armenian before too long.

In his attempts to see the TV Michael almost rolled over (he rolls over from front to back already).
Ohh tv!
See the West Wing is fascinating for all ages.