Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dear Ford F250 Driver

Some days I wish I could send this letter to all big truck drivers on the road.

Dear Ford F250 Driver,

Please pay attention while you drive. Dont assume that because you get 3 miles a gallon that you should run me off the road. I know my car is small, but to be fair it is white and it does contrast nicely with the road- you can see me, dont pretend you can't. Please get off your cellphone, there is no one in your contact list so important that you need to talk to that you should endanger my life. See those red lights, yeah they apply to you to, fyi so do the stop signs, lane markers/lines and medians. Just because you can drive on the grass doesnt mean you should. Oh yeah, and when you see me waiting patiently in line at the gas pump- you probably shouldnt cut, I know I cant do anything about it but come on, once we get into the store you wont have your giant truck to protect you- think about that as i grab the last of whatever item you needed, i probably have two at home but this is how us compact car drivers get our revenge. I know you can see my car, dont pretend you can't.

Thanks,
Concerned in Texas

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